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Bad smell in the Hut
May 10th, 2008 at 10:32am
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I stayed in a hut in the Tararuas when I had just started hunting with a mate and we were late starting the walk so go to the hut in the dark and was met by 4 guys that were on there way out. They were haveing a few beers and even gave us one each which was nice of them.
One of these guys had been eating some stuff that they refered to as scrogin (some sort of mix nut mix) as I found out later for quite a few days.
Any way as the night went on he complained of a crook guts as you do when you eat lots of energy food when hunting and after a couple of trips outside he calmed down and carried on drinking.
All seemed to be settling down when this same guy had come back form out side and reminded us how good the fire was as it had started to snow, he was standing infront of the fire when this almighty smell came out into the air.
As you could imagine all the discriptive words and profanites came out, one of them even gave the dog a kick and told him to get out side you dirty bastard. Poor dog.
Once things had calmed down the guy from the fire sat down and then the teasing started as his mates had narrowed it down to who it was that smelt so bad.
They all sat down and played cards thinking it was all over and this guy took his bush shirt off over his head and out dropped this great big log on the floor, as you could imagine the horror and yelling that went on.
They all looked at there mate and started to roll with laughter because as he had pulled the shirt off he had all over his back, neck and head he had smeared the shit all over the place.
This poor guy was dry reaching and had to walk to the stream under torchlight to have a full clean and none of his mates helped him either.
He came back form his bath and promptly got into his sleeping bag to warm up.

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Reply #1 - May 10th, 2008 at 11:01am
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Grin Grin Grin serve the dirty bastard right i reckon. I wonder if he changed his diet after that Undecided
  
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Hahaha  Grin
  
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Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin a mate had sqauted down in some quite steep manuka country to have a crap, all went well until he went to stand up and slipped a bit, put his hand down to steady himself and....yep, put his hand right in his big warm grogen!!!! Grin the funniest thing was we were quite high up with no handy streams he could clean up in, he wiped his hands all over the grass for ages but grass just dont take the stink away!!! we hunted seperatly for the rest of the day!! i nearly pissed my pants and still do when i think about it. Grin Grin Grin
  
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The stinky hut story reminded me of a story my uncle told me of a fishing trip up at lake eucumbene one winter.They all wear freezer suits up there as do i.This trip was no different to many others only it was for one poor soul.The fella that had a hard time is now dead and i take my hat off to you hannu.

The uncle and mates were sitting around the fire in their freezer suits.Hannu had a call of nature and took off into the darkness.When he returned all was normal until he sat down near someone.Then in finnish somebody said poo who stinks like shit.Everyone stired and then it was decided it was hannu.Poor bastard had been so drunk he had shit in the hood of his suit.Lucky for him they unzip,plus he hadnt tried to cover his head with it hahahahhaha.There is a lesson to be learned.Take you suit off no matter how bloody cold it is.Especially in the dark when you are drunk.
  
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Reply #6 - May 22nd, 2008 at 12:26am
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Too funny, tears are rolling down my cheeks with laughing, can just visualise these stories.
  
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ahhhh bloody crippling that is.

My dad who was deer culling in the Ruahines in the 1960's, had a right cu*t of a field boss (dead now i believe), and each time he'd come into camp he'd go spastic if there was anything out of place...(it was a hunting camp after all).
Anyhow, one time they new the prick was turning up and the dunny hole was fairly chokka, and on each visit he'd give the branch they had across the shitter , a kick, look down the hole and bitch and moan about the smell, the flies and everything else.
So this time, they sawed almost all the way thru the branch and when the field boss turned up, did his inspection, walked over to the dunny, gave the branch a good kick as usual. It broke and being off balance he toppled straight down the whole head first.
The old man said that he and the guy he was shooting with f**king near pissed their pants laughing, and could hardly even rescue the poor sod who was covered in shit and stunk worse than a bad thing.
He come out, he said, covered from head to foot with turds and paper, screaming blue murder, rushed straight into the river, while dad and his mate got their stuff together and legged it for a hunt.
They never saw the guy again who somehow wangled himself a desk job after that, and apparently the new field boss was very wary during dunny inspection.....
  

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Reply #8 - May 26th, 2008 at 9:01pm
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Auto,  Dogs should not be in huts--EVER. You ever want to see a senior citizen  get riled up, just bring a dog into everyones hut. Or rather try!
  
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i dont mind dogs in huts as long as there well behaved and not covered in shit, they probably smell beter than half the humans who have been in the bush for a few days!!, dont huts belong to every man  Grinand his dog? Grin
  
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Some single shepards I knew many years ago used to cook up a big pot of stew and freeze it in ice cream containers marked "stew".  When they came in at night they'd nuke a container while they all went and showered up etc. then tea would be ready once they'd finished. 
Anyone guess where this is going yet?...
Somone else I know cottoned on to this habit of theirs, had a dump in an icecream container, wrote "stew" on it and dropped it in their freezer.  The dirty stinking funny bastard.....    Grin
  

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Reminds me of a story a few years back, nothing to do with hunting but....

Everyone must of heard of the "cold kiwi" motorcycle rally that they used to have on the central plateau, anyways the army use to do the toilets for them in the usual army style, as soon as the holes filled up they'd drag the dunnies to a new set of holes and chuck ply over the top of the old ones to stop anyone falling in but one time someone forgot to cover up the holes. Well it snowed that night and the next morning a young lady was out walking in the fresh snow to dissapear into the uncovered shit holes, she was completely submerged, head and all. They chucked the poor girl on the back of a ute and took her up to a farm house where they hosed her down outside in the frigging middle of winter as there was no way they'd let her inside for a hot shower until she was reasonably clean.

Poor bitch, doubt if she'd feel clean for months after that...  Shocked Grin Grin
  

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These remind me of some mates of mine.  We were in the bush working splitting battens for a fence we were doing.  One of the team went for a crap and this other joker picked up a long handled shovel, indicated for us to keep quite  and snuck around behind the bloke doing the crap and quietly slipped the shovel under him, caught the shit then hid in the bush.

Poor bugger wiped himself, pulled his tweeds up then looked at what he had done and there wern't none there.  Couldn't figger out what had happened until the other joker nearly pissed hinself laughing and his cover was broken.

  
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Reply #15 - Jul 30th, 2008 at 8:43pm
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LMFAO!!! GREAT THREAD!!! Grin Grin Grin
  
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Thats the reason i HATE crapping in the bush.. scared of shiiting on back of my pants  Grin
  
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Hey Spanners it gets a bloody side worse when you get old and you bloody knees wear out so's you can't squat propper.

  
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chris wrote on May 28th, 2008 at 5:50pm:
i dont mind dogs in huts as long as there well behaved and not covered in shit, they probably smell beter than half the humans who have been in the bush for a few days!!, dont huts belong to every man  Grinand his dog? Grin


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No!  Govt huts belong to all citizens/taxpayers etc.  Dogs don't fall into this category.  Tell me, how do you get on if there are other hut users in residence.? Internal affairs/Forest Service, and I believe DoC policy is for animals to be kept out of huts. How you going to argue against that if other users object.
About 750 of the 1000 or so huts in NZ were constructed for Govt Deer Cullers, those huts were our homes.  Dogs were not allowed inside, it could be ,depending on  the Field Officer, a sacking offence.
I never saw high country musterers taking dogs inside  their huts either.
Some of you blokes need to get yourselves sorted out a bit, and consider other users.
  
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No!  Govt huts belong to all citizens/taxpayers etc.  Dogs don't fall into this category.  Tell me, how do you get on if there are other hut users in residence.? Internal affairs/Forest Service, and I believe DoC policy is for animals to be kept out of huts. How you going to argue against that if other users object.
About 750 of the 1000 or so huts in NZ were constructed for Govt Deer Cullers, those huts were our homes.  Dogs were not allowed inside, it could be ,depending on  the Field Officer, a sacking offence.
I never saw high country musterers taking dogs inside  their huts either.
Some of you blokes need to get yourselves sorted out a bit, and consider other users.


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ha reminds me, me and a m8 were out pighunting had 5 dogs with us and not much luck next thing i was dying for a crap so off i went behind a big tree did the business washd me hands in the creek and we sat down for a smoke,  1 of the mutts goes up to my m8 so he starts patting him saying hey boy hey boy then swears u dirty f+*k the dog had a good old roll in my turd the funniest shit ever.. Lips Sealed
  
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Reply #23 - Dec 17th, 2008 at 4:00pm
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two mates of mine went spotlighting one night.Les heads of into scrub to answer the call of nature.when he returned to the truck,Brendon asked him if he had wiped his arse properly."whys that"asked Les."cause something really stinks"replied brendon.To cut a long story short Les had shit in his overalls when he squated down in the dark and then pulled them up over his clothes without realising.To top it off though they had taken a couple of sheilas out that night to impress them with their hunting skills.
  
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Grin Grin Grin Grin  A smell all of its own, umistakable and definately means no bumping uglies, unless your both pissed.
  
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My old man tells a story, and I believe it is true , about when he was young, and that is a long time ago.... anyhow back in the day my old man was spraying gorse for a living... well they had been working a property for a while and one day during a shit break this one guy on the team decides it would be a laugh to turn the shitter on its door...this done my old man has to crawl out the hole....

REVENGE is SWEET

the old man left it a while and this guy musta forgot about watching his back as the old boy hadnt reacted too bad...BAD MOVE.......
on another property they worked on the shitter was approaching the overflow line.....my old man bless him decides this was as good a time as any.

the length of pipe goes through the back corner under the shed and into said rapidly filling hole.......member of team requiring sweet revenge goes for a dump........old man opens bottle of white spiit and pours large quantity down pipe......
anyone guess wat happens next???

match is struck and down the pipe it goes

luckily there was a water trough approx 50 or so yards away....

this guys had the hair burned clean off his ass and his nuts were rather red raw......

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Went Wallaby hunting not so long ago with a mate and his dog. Had to stop for a nervous shit which I seem to have to do. Slipped around the side of the hill for a squat. Busy letting a runny one go when I could hear a munching noise behind me. I Look back to see the bloody dog eating my shit with half it running off her head. Quickly pull up me strides and run back round the hill to let me mate know not to pat the flamin dog. When I got there it was too late, as me mated was wiping the shit off his hands. Bloody funny and gives a whole new meaning to the term "shit head".
  
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Bon wrote on Aug 8th, 2008 at 12:03pm:
No!  Govt huts belong to all citizens/taxpayers etc.  Dogs don't fall into this category.  Tell me, how do you get on if there are other hut users in residence.? Internal affairs/Forest Service, and I believe DoC policy is for animals to be kept out of huts. How you going to argue against that if other users object.
About 750 of the 1000 or so huts in NZ were constructed for Govt Deer Cullers, those huts were our homes.  Dogs were not allowed inside, it could be ,depending on  the Field Officer, a sacking offence.
I never saw high country musterers taking dogs inside  their huts either.
Some of you blokes need to get yourselves sorted out a bit, and consider other users.


obviously if anyone had a problem with my dog in a hut i would put the dog outside, simple really! Roll Eyes
  
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Haha, whats he doing with a poo in his shirt? as if he wouldn't know it's there.
  
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This is too funny.. thanks guys.
  
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NO DOGS. iN THE F##N HUT OK Grin
  
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had to have a crap one night in the uruweras had a couple of beers b4 so being really smart dropped my dacks out side the door and went bush with just my boots on .
found a mighty good spot for my dump squatted down onto a nettle bush and got stung on my arsehole my left nut and down my left leg to behind my knee and spent that night and the next day in agony
  
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I don't usually have a problem with dogs staying in the huts, the problem is usually with their bloody owners.

I've met some real retards staying in huts over the years, without an ounce of common sense.
  
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I would rather stay in a hut where a guy had a dog and was respectful to others and did his fair share than some moaning prick that cuts no wood or kindling does no cleaning leaves his shit everywhere and comes back after a hunt and unloads his rifle in the hut.(you know your out there )
  
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Now in it's third edition.  2.5 million copies sold and printed in 8 languages.  There is some serious shit out there!!
  
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Had a mate crap in his wetty head to toe instant tan and the smell.
  
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