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Re: Bad smell in the Hut
Reply #15 - Jul 30th, 2008 at 8:43pm
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LMFAO!!! GREAT THREAD!!! Grin Grin Grin
  
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Reply #16 - Jul 31st, 2008 at 2:18pm
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Thats the reason i HATE crapping in the bush.. scared of shiiting on back of my pants  Grin
  
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Reply #17 - Aug 1st, 2008 at 10:36pm
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Gidday

Hey Spanners it gets a bloody side worse when you get old and you bloody knees wear out so's you can't squat propper.

  
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Reply #18 - Aug 1st, 2008 at 10:42pm
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Hey Spanners it gets a bloody side worse when you get old and you bloody knees wear out so's you can't squat propper.




I try and park 1 cheek up on a rock..lol... HATE it!
  
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Re: Bad smell in the Hut
Reply #19 - Aug 7th, 2008 at 10:43am
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chris wrote on May 28th, 2008 at 5:50pm:
i dont mind dogs in huts as long as there well behaved and not covered in shit, they probably smell beter than half the humans who have been in the bush for a few days!!, dont huts belong to every man  Grinand his dog? Grin


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Reply #20 - Aug 8th, 2008 at 12:03pm
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No!  Govt huts belong to all citizens/taxpayers etc.  Dogs don't fall into this category.  Tell me, how do you get on if there are other hut users in residence.? Internal affairs/Forest Service, and I believe DoC policy is for animals to be kept out of huts. How you going to argue against that if other users object.
About 750 of the 1000 or so huts in NZ were constructed for Govt Deer Cullers, those huts were our homes.  Dogs were not allowed inside, it could be ,depending on  the Field Officer, a sacking offence.
I never saw high country musterers taking dogs inside  their huts either.
Some of you blokes need to get yourselves sorted out a bit, and consider other users.
  
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Reply #21 - Aug 8th, 2008 at 1:29pm
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No!  Govt huts belong to all citizens/taxpayers etc.  Dogs don't fall into this category.  Tell me, how do you get on if there are other hut users in residence.? Internal affairs/Forest Service, and I believe DoC policy is for animals to be kept out of huts. How you going to argue against that if other users object.
About 750 of the 1000 or so huts in NZ were constructed for Govt Deer Cullers, those huts were our homes.  Dogs were not allowed inside, it could be ,depending on  the Field Officer, a sacking offence.
I never saw high country musterers taking dogs inside  their huts either.
Some of you blokes need to get yourselves sorted out a bit, and consider other users.


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Reply #22 - Nov 30th, 2008 at 8:14pm
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ha reminds me, me and a m8 were out pighunting had 5 dogs with us and not much luck next thing i was dying for a crap so off i went behind a big tree did the business washd me hands in the creek and we sat down for a smoke,  1 of the mutts goes up to my m8 so he starts patting him saying hey boy hey boy then swears u dirty f+*k the dog had a good old roll in my turd the funniest shit ever.. Lips Sealed
  
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Re: Bad smell in the Hut
Reply #23 - Dec 17th, 2008 at 4:00pm
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two mates of mine went spotlighting one night.Les heads of into scrub to answer the call of nature.when he returned to the truck,Brendon asked him if he had wiped his arse properly."whys that"asked Les."cause something really stinks"replied brendon.To cut a long story short Les had shit in his overalls when he squated down in the dark and then pulled them up over his clothes without realising.To top it off though they had taken a couple of sheilas out that night to impress them with their hunting skills.
  
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Reply #24 - Dec 17th, 2008 at 4:10pm
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Grin Grin Grin Grin  A smell all of its own, umistakable and definately means no bumping uglies, unless your both pissed.
  
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Re: Bad smell in the Hut
Reply #25 - May 25th, 2009 at 10:09pm
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My old man tells a story, and I believe it is true , about when he was young, and that is a long time ago.... anyhow back in the day my old man was spraying gorse for a living... well they had been working a property for a while and one day during a shit break this one guy on the team decides it would be a laugh to turn the shitter on its door...this done my old man has to crawl out the hole....

REVENGE is SWEET

the old man left it a while and this guy musta forgot about watching his back as the old boy hadnt reacted too bad...BAD MOVE.......
on another property they worked on the shitter was approaching the overflow line.....my old man bless him decides this was as good a time as any.

the length of pipe goes through the back corner under the shed and into said rapidly filling hole.......member of team requiring sweet revenge goes for a dump........old man opens bottle of white spiit and pours large quantity down pipe......
anyone guess wat happens next???

match is struck and down the pipe it goes

luckily there was a water trough approx 50 or so yards away....

this guys had the hair burned clean off his ass and his nuts were rather red raw......

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dont turn the shitter on its door......and dont ever think the other guy wont have his revenge Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
  

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Re: Bad smell in the Hut
Reply #26 - Jun 4th, 2009 at 2:33pm
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Went Wallaby hunting not so long ago with a mate and his dog. Had to stop for a nervous shit which I seem to have to do. Slipped around the side of the hill for a squat. Busy letting a runny one go when I could hear a munching noise behind me. I Look back to see the bloody dog eating my shit with half it running off her head. Quickly pull up me strides and run back round the hill to let me mate know not to pat the flamin dog. When I got there it was too late, as me mated was wiping the shit off his hands. Bloody funny and gives a whole new meaning to the term "shit head".
  
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Re: Bad smell in the Hut
Reply #27 - Jun 13th, 2009 at 7:41am
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Bon wrote on Aug 8th, 2008 at 12:03pm:
No!  Govt huts belong to all citizens/taxpayers etc.  Dogs don't fall into this category.  Tell me, how do you get on if there are other hut users in residence.? Internal affairs/Forest Service, and I believe DoC policy is for animals to be kept out of huts. How you going to argue against that if other users object.
About 750 of the 1000 or so huts in NZ were constructed for Govt Deer Cullers, those huts were our homes.  Dogs were not allowed inside, it could be ,depending on  the Field Officer, a sacking offence.
I never saw high country musterers taking dogs inside  their huts either.
Some of you blokes need to get yourselves sorted out a bit, and consider other users.


obviously if anyone had a problem with my dog in a hut i would put the dog outside, simple really! Roll Eyes
  
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Reply #28 - Jun 17th, 2009 at 10:23pm
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Haha, whats he doing with a poo in his shirt? as if he wouldn't know it's there.
  
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Re: Bad smell in the Hut
Reply #29 - Apr 7th, 2013 at 9:14pm
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This is too funny.. thanks guys.
  
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